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The Tigersquirrel Kollektiv:
Tigersquirrel inspiration, muse and nut thief of the Kollektiv |
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tigersquirrel - always curious and hungry - came here looking for nuts in a handbag |
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Golem Hevea y Latón chief executing tin idiot of the Kollektiv |
He came to life in a cellar of the home of the elderly Frank N. Stein and Ingrid van Slaghoorn. By the help of a magic potion, which the couple stole from Professor Schaber-Nack, the chimera of Frank’n Further and Maria from Metropolis awoke. The resulting enormous joy was too much for the old heart of Frank N. Stein and it stopped to beat. | |
Prof. Mag. Nuur Schaber - Nack scientific counsellor of the Kollektiv |
On
a foggy Wednesday afternoon, the tired professor of the
invisible University of Ankh Morpork took a nice cup of
tea in his sooty tower room. Convinced to have a piece
of sugar in his hand, he threw his eraser in the freshly
prepared magic solution and drank it all. A wormhole
opened and the respectable emeritus of the University
disappeared with smoke and sparkles. Alerted by the
noise his students only found a fresh cup of tea and a
piece of sugar. |
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Ingrid van Slaghoorn public relations officer of the Kollektiv find me on: |
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Born in 2628, after a career like a shooting star she
became a member of the programme to ameliorate Earth's
and mankind's history: Teleotelechronistic
Historical Engineering to Optimize the Hyperputerized
Implementation of Paleological Programming and
Interplanetary Planning (THEOHIPPIP). - For correction of history she was sent to the dark ages. From there she was banned to our time because of misbehavior (foundation of a fencing fraternity for witches). - Her attempt to get "back to the future" with the help of a chimera of Frank n'Further and Maria of Metropolis failed so far. - While she was taken to the prisoner time machine to ban her, a tigersquirrel was looking for nuts in her purse. |
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Marquis de Mimi butler and willing helper of the Kollektiv |
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He was sent to the 18th century France by the programme
to ameliorate Earth's and mankind's history: Teleotelechronistic
Historical Engineering to Optimize the
Hyperputerized Implementation of
Paleological Programming and Interplanetary
Planning (THEOHIPPIP).
Later he was deported back for various excesses. For
reintegration into society he was subjected to gene and
hormone therapy in a closed institution. Before
successful completion, he escaped by fleeing into our
time. He still has a weakness for French nobility
titles. |